No matter how well we organise things, they never go exactly to plan. This became totally apparent to my boyfriend last week. While on holiday, he went to great pains to arrange a lovely evening for us. A meal, a walk along the promenade, and something unexpected that didn’t go quite the way he’d hoped…… Continue reading A Stinging Proposal
While packing for our holiday yesterday, we discovered something that had previously gone unnoticed. My fella has lost most of his underpants. How this has happened we don’t know, but after emptying every draw and closet it became apparent that they are nowhere to be found so my fella came to the natural conclusion any… Continue reading The Great Underpants Conspiracy.
As many British people will know, over here in little old England we are experiencing something practically unheard of. Hot weather on a May Bank Holiday! Yes, you read that right. Its actually sunny on a Bank Holiday. It’s standing knowledge that on Bank Holidays we get rain. Everyone knows it, and expects it. So,… Continue reading A Sting In The Tale
You might read this title and think I’m going to start talking about kinky sex. Well, sorry to disappoint, but the bruise I’m referring to was not made in an nice way. Unfortunately, the other week I had an accident that resulted in a very bad bruise delivered in a way I definitely didn’t enjoy.… Continue reading 50 Shades Of Bruised
It has come to my attention recently that my dog fancies herself as a bit of an actress. I discovered this when I sprayed some air freshener. The air freshner was a new one. Fabreeze lenor scents. It was divine and I couldn’t wait to have my house smelling like spring flowers. I picked up… Continue reading And This Years Award…
The other day I had another bright idea. As some of you will know, these ideas don’t normally bode well for me but apparently I’m unable to learn from past experience so I powered on anyway. It all started with my nails. I have a bit of an obsession with them looking nice and up… Continue reading A Sticky Situation
While eating tea this evening I had a revelation. It all began with my first bite of food. Some mince fell off my fork and dropped between my cleavage. This actually happened repeatedly throughout the meal. Ignoring the fact that I’m obviously worse than a two-year-old and in need of a bib. It did get… Continue reading The Top Ten Uses For Boobs