Unless you have been living under a rock for the past couple of months, you will have found it impossible to miss the outbreak of the Corona Virus. The world is slowly entering chaos as the media report every case, every death, and every new detail they can about this flu like illness and as… Continue reading Coronageddon!
I’m sure many of you are scratching your heads thinking… Sat navs don’t have feelings and ordinarily, I’d agree. However, while on my honeymoon I changed my mind. You see, while on holiday in Cornwall, it became abundantly clear that our sat nav really doesn’t like us. Either that or it’s possessed. (the jury is… Continue reading How To Tell If Your Sat Nav Hates You.
Yes, I know this sounds insane but I swear it’s true. My daughter and I came to this conclusion the other day. It was a day like any other. We went to work, came home, had tea, did the usual daily chores… It was evening when we discovered this startling revelation. It happened when my… Continue reading I’m Marrying A Sim
The other day, I had an accident. Or more accurately, the floor decided to attack me. This wouldn’t have been too bad if the bath hadn’t decided to get in on the act too. Five hours at A&E later, I’m home, lying on the couch with two broken ribs and discovering the wonderful world of… Continue reading Attack Of The Killer Bath Tub
No matter how well we organise things, they never go exactly to plan. This became totally apparent to my boyfriend last week. While on holiday, he went to great pains to arrange a lovely evening for us. A meal, a walk along the promenade, and something unexpected that didn’t go quite the way he’d hoped…… Continue reading A Stinging Proposal
While packing for our holiday yesterday, we discovered something that had previously gone unnoticed. My fella has lost most of his underpants. How this has happened we don’t know, but after emptying every draw and closet it became apparent that they are nowhere to be found so my fella came to the natural conclusion any… Continue reading The Great Underpants Conspiracy.
As many British people will know, over here in little old England we are experiencing something practically unheard of. Hot weather on a May Bank Holiday! Yes, you read that right. Its actually sunny on a Bank Holiday. It’s standing knowledge that on Bank Holidays we get rain. Everyone knows it, and expects it. So,… Continue reading A Sting In The Tale
You might read this title and think I’m going to start talking about kinky sex. Well, sorry to disappoint, but the bruise I’m referring to was not made in an nice way. Unfortunately, the other week I had an accident that resulted in a very bad bruise delivered in a way I definitely didn’t enjoy.… Continue reading 50 Shades Of Bruised
It has come to my attention recently that my dog fancies herself as a bit of an actress. I discovered this when I sprayed some air freshener. The air freshner was a new one. Fabreeze lenor scents. It was divine and I couldn’t wait to have my house smelling like spring flowers. I picked up… Continue reading And This Years Award…
The other day I had another bright idea. As some of you will know, these ideas don’t normally bode well for me but apparently I’m unable to learn from past experience so I powered on anyway. It all started with my nails. I have a bit of an obsession with them looking nice and up… Continue reading A Sticky Situation